it's the 20s ya'll

Do you ever get the booger flapping in your nose that just won't go away no matter what you do? I seem to only get them on the side that my nose ring is on so that may be a contributing factor. Either way, they annoy the hell out of me for hours at a time and nothing I do makes them go away. I always worry that it's a phantom booger and that one of these days it's going to be the final one that never goes away. Can you imagine having a flapper for the rest of your days? OMG, that would finally put me in the asylum.