Bullet points are everybody's favorite

• The house thing is going as well as we could have expected. Got an initial electrical inspection and a plumbing inspection and things seem to be not too bad, a few things that need fixin but hopefully not enough that the seller is gonna balk at the bill.
• Still waiting for the bank to do their appraisal and inspection. I'm tempted to call them every day to harrass them.
• Might be getting sued at work. It's stupid and groundless and it's coming through legal services so my tax dollars are paying for this shit. No, I did not discriminate against her. We may be thrilled that she got denied but it isn't our fault she has bad credit and owes another landlord money. Just a waste of everybody's got-dang time and a lot of my company's money going to our attorney!
• Thought that my office has smelled like wet cardboard for two or three days now, just realized that it's the smell of my curdling frappacino in my garbage can. I'm gross!
• When I ask someone 3 times if they are moving in and they tell me YES, how the eff am I supposed to know that they are moving out?
• Diva has been rolling like nobodies business and is exploring the idea of scooting herself forward. She gets a little too much face in on the action so she isn't a huge fan of scooting but tries it. She's also pretty good at using one arm as a rudder and turning herself in circles while she's on her stomach. She's been doing this on her back for months but it seems much more complicated when she's facing down.
• Diva has also discovered a love of being upside down. When you hold her she will lean as far to her left as she can then throw her head over. If you're sitting down she starts with the lean and then as she throws her head to the side she lays back so she ends up with her head hanging between your knees. It's cute and makes her happy but I worry that it may not be good for a child to be upside down so much. I'm not sure what could possibly happen but it's one of those things I can't shake with logic.
• I've been picking paint colors for the new house and I'm not one of those types that can stare at twelve different peach tones for days on end and change my mind a million times and finally pick just the perfect one. I compare 2 shades, pick the one I like, compare that against a 3rd and so on until I've ruled out all but one. This process takes about two minutes to pick a color. Am I too impulsive? Will I hate these colors once I have them all in my house? Is there a better way? Probably but I will most likely just paint them and end up repainting in a year because I hate everything. Meh.
• I haven't had my hairs cut in seven months and I'm starting to look like poop. This must be fixed.
• I have officially reacclimated to high heels. It hurts my entire body to wear flats for a full work day. This makes me happy because heels are so much prettier and I was afraid I would let myself become one of those SAHMs that never gets out of her yoga pants but you can't really pull off hells with sweats so I think I'm safe. I'll be a jeans and heels momma.
• It's kind of nice not to have to segue or find any sort of link between the things I want to say. Yay for bullet points.
• Boo to Tyra for kicking Fo off the show. She is so pretty with the freckles. Short women deserve a chance. But her pictures did kind of suck so Tyra probably made the right decision, I just think Fo is so cute and that one chick who starts with an A (Amaya? Amaris? Amalia?) is a super bitch and needs to go home. Also, the cupie doll with the eyes? Should go home and stop sucking in her lower lip and gain five pounds or so. Maybe then you wouldn't look like you had such huge freakish eyes.
• Must go pump now.